Tuesday, May 19, 2009

You're a child of the 80's if...

*Songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day ~ {John had a HUGE crush on her with a big poster of her on his wall when we first met}
*You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool, was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in? ~ {sooo wanted to kiss Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles...sigh, and member
"what's a happenin' hot stuf"}
*You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours ~ {still catch a re-run here and there} *You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock
*You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
*You were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion, which you were probably watching in school at the time ~ {I was in the 7th grade}
*You know what "Sike" means
*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." ~ {was so in love with Ralph Macchio}
*You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer" *You had Kool-Aid in every flavor and color
*You have ever called 867-5309 ~ {Jenny I need your number}
*You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence ~ {sometimes still do}
*You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt ~ {still have mine} *You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall
*The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna *You know who Mr. T is. (What's my name fool!) *You know who Fat Albert is. ~ {Hey! Hey! Hey!} *You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing. (Every color!) ~ {and socks and scrunchie to match} *You ever wore the "hypercolor" shirts that changed color from hot pink to orange when ever you stood in the sun or got hot! *You could breakdance, or wish you could. ~ {I can still moonwalk} *You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween ~ {no but I was Wonder Woman} *You begged your mom to get you Gizmo for your birthday or Christmas *You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" ~ {had a little bro who had ALL these guys} *Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away *You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye *For the girls... you wore your hair on the side of your head and you wore your L.A. Brats. *You wanted to be on Star Search ~ {still do} *You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black *You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth ~ {I even think I was still wearin' one in the early 90's} *You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some ~ {glad those went away}
*You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout" *You knew "Rut row raggy" and "Zoinks" *You HAD to have your MTV. (they ACTUALLY played videos??) *You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie ~ {soooo wanted to "dirty dance" with Patrick Swayze} *You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system ~ {had one} *You owned only cassettes *You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. *You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or the Muppets glasses from McDonalds *Poltergeist freaked you out ~ {still does} *You knew who Ben Stein was before you could win his money, "Bueller?" *You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard, Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake or A-Team lunch box. *You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf ~ {not till now} *You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair ~ {several} *You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish *You wore your Izod shirt with the collar flipped up *You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard ~ {no but wanted one real bad} *Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal *You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag *You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny *You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos *You know what a "Push Up" ice cream is *You had to come in the house when the street lights came on *You had to change into play clothes after school ~ {and I make my kids change too}
*You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64 ~ {had one} *You hated Scrappy Doo ~ {not really, did you hate him?} *You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box ~ {on cassettes} *You wish you had a light saber *Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's "Big 80's" *Your arm was full of rubber bracelets ~ {in every color} *You have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon" *You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons *You had to get up to change the channel *You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine on Sesame Street. *You thought the "Thriller" video was pretty cool ~ {so cool} *You remember the first time you went into a video store to rent a movie *You wore those wide, colorfull shoelaces ~ {I had rainbow ones} *Quiet Riot's "Come on feel the noise" was the best song - ever ~ {still is isn't it? ROCK ON!!} *You know where "I want my two dollars" came from ~ {no I don't} *Yo still cannot go in to the water because of that damn movie - Jaws *El Debarge's "Get a beat to the Rythem of the night" plagued the radio every hour
You owned a pair of parachute pants ~ {loved mine} *You remember life before minivans and SUVs
*You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "When I was younger" "When I was your age" "You know, back when..." "Because I SAID so, that's why" "What the HECK is this noise on the radio?" "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's." Now, how old do you feel? ; )

5 comments:

Colette said...

Okay I'm feeling very, very OLD!

Adrienne said...

So funny....and you haven't seen Better off Dead? "I want my two dollars" My Care Bear glass is still around here somewhere!

Janiel said...

Oh dear!!!! I am DEFINATLY an 80s child! Too funny!

Janiel said...

Oh dear!!!! I am DEFINATLY an 80s child! Too funny!

Shayna said...

That was LIKE hilarious... oh I am LIKE for sure an 80's child... LIKE gag me with a spoon! LIKE thanks for the laugh! I LIKE needed that~